Local Woman Reported Missing in Padded ‘Play Hell’

Local Woman Reported Missing in Padded ‘Play Hell’

Reports are coming in of the disappearance of one Mary Ryan, mother of three, who has been missing since she ventured into the bowels of a well-known local play hell yesterday morning. It is thought she went in to retrieve her youngest son Michael who was seen to be...
Trump v Pope Sells Out In Minutes

Trump v Pope Sells Out In Minutes

Ticketmaster Ireland has confirmed that tickets for the most highly anticipated event of the year sold out within a matter of minutes this morning. Donald Trump v Pope Francis got the green light from Croke Park residents last week after they had had their usual...
The Week In Summary

The Week In Summary

Middle-Aged Man Secretly Enjoys The Movie ‘Sing’ A man in his late thirties was found watching the animated movie ‘Sing’ on his own this week . The disturbing discovery was made by the man’s wife, when she unexpectedly returned home early from...
Trump To Visit Ireland 😣

Trump To Visit Ireland 😣

The Irish nation was left reeling yesterday as reports filtered across the Atlantic that the 45th President of the United States is planning on visiting our shores some time in the near future. With a general consensus of “Please f@#$ing don’t!”, the...