YDS News: The Week In Summary

YDS News: The Week In Summary

Irish Diet Declines As the current spell of good weather continues, the majority of Irish adults are now surviving on a diet consisting only of Bulmers cider and 99’s. A child in West Cork was estimated to be 98% choc ice. We asked scientists for their opinion...
YDS News: The Week In Summary

YDS News: The Week In Summary

Grannies To March On The Dáil Grannies are to stage a protest outside government buildings today to demand equal pay for babysitting. Norberta O’Houlihan claims she is owed €374,692 from her son (and that wagon he’s married to) for 15 years of...
YDS News: The Week In Summary

YDS News: The Week In Summary

Mother Of 5 Passes Herself Heather Molloy of Portlaoise actually passed herself on the road this weekend. On Saturday, after dropping her son Brendan to rugby, Dónal to swimming and Mairéad to ballet, on her way to collect Sinead from horse riding and Michael from...
YDS News: The Week In Summary

YDS News: The Week In Summary

Government To Set Up Support Groups For Parents Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and minister for health Simon Harris have announced they are to set up support groups for parents who have to sit through school end-of-year shows. Parents are often subjected to their own little...
YDS News: The Week In Summary

YDS News: The Week In Summary

Posters being viciously torn down in Tipperary Locals in Clonmel, Co Tipperary were dismayed last week that posters were being torn off lamp posts, despite reassurances from Fossett’s Circus that their clowns were not taking sides in the referendum. While neither the...
The Week In Headlines

The Week In Headlines

Mother In Hospital After Interaction With Teenager A Wexford mother is being treated for severe shock after both of her teenage children did exactly what she asked them to do. No further details are available at this time as no-one knows what the fuck is going on –...