A Mother’s Prayer

A Mother’s Prayer

With the Summer break well and truly underway, us Mums need all the help we can get to survive the next 2 months! The man upstairs might provide the necessary – no harm in asking anyway!   Dear Lord I ask of you today To help me with all I do and say. To keep my...
Ode to Peppa

Ode to Peppa

Oh Peppa Pig I hate you, I hate your stupid voice. I’d love to turn you into ham And eat you slice by slice. Your brother is a whingebag, He’s always feckin’ bawling. Him and his stupid dinosaur Are really quite appalling. Mummy pig’s a cliche,...