Coffee House Convo’s

Coffee House Convo’s

“Hi, how are you?” “Girl, I am so good. I just got a facial and a massage, now I’m having a coffee, this day could not get any better. Well it could actually if I was child free for an entire day but I’m not.” “A facial and a massage?? Isn’t it fine for some!” “Jesus,...
Coffee House Convo’s

Coffee House Convo’s

“Hi, could I please have a coffee?” “What kind of coffee?” “Like just a normal one, with a little bit of milk.” “So you mean a long black? With milk on the side. Would you like hot or cold milk with that? “I don’t know…cold?” “And what kind of milk do you want? We...
Coffee House Convo’s

Coffee House Convo’s

“What’s cracking homie?” “Are you American now?” “I’ve been watching a lot of American programs on Netflix and I think it’s rubbing off on me.” “Well you sound like an eejit.” “How are ya? Any news?” “I’m wrecked, as usual, was up from 4 am with Lily, then I did a 5...
Coffee House Convo’s

Coffee House Convo’s

“What is that, a black coffee?” “Yeah, I’m on another diet now. No more cappuccinos for me.” “Oh Christ, what is it this time?” “Doctor Gundry.” “Who?” “The Doctor Gundry diet. You basically cut out all lectins and legumes. They are the things that are slowly killing...
Coffee House Convo’s

Coffee House Convo’s

“Hey! How are you?” “I’m good thanks, I just dropped himself in to get the snip this morning…finally!” “Oh my God, was he nervous?” “He was grand until he walked in the door and all he could smell was burning flesh.” “Oh Jesus.” “I know! Is it bad that I want...
Coffee House Convo’s

Coffee House Convo’s

“Hey, how are you?” “Yeah, not bad, can’t complain. How are you?” “Grand, same old ding dong, different day. How’s the dating going? Are you seeing anyone?” “I’m on Tinder so I’m kind of talking to lots of guys but only seeing two or three of them.” “Jesus. I can’t...