No Escape

No Escape

She didn’t know how much more of this torture she could take. Sweat prickled her forehead, trickled down the small of her back. She pressed her fingers to her temples to try to drown out some of the noise, but it was impossible – some screaming, some...
Spicy Bean Stew

Spicy Bean Stew

Being a manly man, I tend to eat my bean stew out of a bucket with a shovel, in a forest, standing with one foot on the stump of the tree I’ve just cut down whilst holding down a bear with my other foot. Or you can enjoy this curled up on your couch in the...
In A World Gone Mad…

In A World Gone Mad…

Recording a voice over for an action movie in our politically-correct-and-overly-sensitive times… Movie Voice Over Guy: In a world gone mad… Politically Correct Director: You can’t say “mad”, it’s offensive to those with mental...
Fairy Tale Endings

Fairy Tale Endings

There he is. As she sat on the bench she watched him striding across the park, confidence personified. God, she still got butterflies when she saw him, even after all these years. Her mind drifted back over those years, back to the summer after primary school, when...